Why FedRAMP Sucks:
- 🤯 Ridiculously complex documentation requirements
- 💸 Costs millions of dollars to get certified
- ⏰ Takes 12-18 months (minimum!) to complete
- 📚 300+ security controls to implement
- 🔄 Endless back-and-forth with 3PAO auditors
- 📝 Thousands of pages of System Security Plans (SSP)
- 🐌 Slow government bureaucracy
- 🤖 Outdated technical requirements
- 🔁 Annual re-assessment nightmare
- 💀 Soul-crushing compliance meetings