FUCK FEDRAMP

Why FedRAMP Sucks:

  • 🤯 Ridiculously complex documentation requirements
  • 💸 Costs millions of dollars to get certified
  • ⏰ Takes 12-18 months (minimum!) to complete
  • 📚 300+ security controls to implement
  • 🔄 Endless back-and-forth with 3PAO auditors
  • 📝 Thousands of pages of System Security Plans (SSP)
  • 🐌 Slow government bureaucracy
  • 🤖 Outdated technical requirements
  • 🔁 Annual re-assessment nightmare
  • 💀 Soul-crushing compliance meetings